June 2011
234 posts
I want to kiss you really bad right now.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words...
Your friend threatens to shoot you with a rubber...
facepalm-it:
When your name is in a math problem.
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
